Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Super Lame joke..taken from my fren's blog one..haha

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They can study without light.Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb?A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: They wouldn't bother.Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They believe in praying for it.Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They are still using oil lamps.Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Huh, wat litebarbu...Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?A: TJC!Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?A: None. They think they are very bright already.Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??A: None.They're too busy studying. trying not to get expelled.Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??A: None. the bangla(desh) do it for them (sch still under construction).

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